With much GP, I could simply
pay for a raise dead, my very good friend.
Fie! I do not, so, you will rot.


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    I figure that is probably more of a desecration than something with which to honor one of the Geek gods, but hey, if he wanted something better he should have become the idol for writers, not rpgers. ;P
This, friends, is why I never write poetry. So just sit back, relax, and enjoy the suck (by laughing at it).